h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't confuse matters here Oddo....that's very impertinent!

"that's very impertinent!"
And as we know ladies should always be pert.

and men should be well endowed, but you must realise how disappointed us women usually are.....

That's why unusual blokes like me are in such high demand!

Don't brag Icky......its terribly unbecoming of you.

Reminds me of a joke, actually.

Chap goes to the doctors. "What seems to be the matter?" asks the GP.

"A bit embarrassing actually," says the bloke, "it's my penis."

"Well, I should have a look, if you don't mind," says the doctor, so the chap reluctantly unzips his pants. There is the tiniest, most pathetic penis the doctor has ever seen, and he bursts into uncontrollable laughter.

A couple of minutes later he pulls himself back together again and apologises profusely: "I'm so sorry, that was terribly unprofessional of me. I do apologise. What seems to be the matter with it?"

The bloke looks down glumly and mutters: "It's swollen..."

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