h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

peopel sitting outside pubs, because sunny weather (17C)
...springy momoent gonna enjoy it now by walking to town

Enjoy it then.

Hi Miss. P... I mean Odo, hows the shelving going?

It has been quite nice here too Pheloxi

*brandishes a garlic stake at *

I'm still waiting for it to turn up!!! Then the fun really starts!!! I've got to fit two rooms (ok, they're fairly small rooms) worth of archive into the main library building, and I've not got enough room for all the books as it is.

Well, you'll just have to create index entries in the main library with the title and location:-
"Animal Husbandry - Cowshed 5, upper left in tea cupboard"

and things like that

Now that idea has possibilities…… lets see……..

Sports Science – top shelf of staff common room.
Silage and Slurry Pit Clearance – Campus Managers Office.

I wonder how long it would take them to give me more room under those circumstances.

Hmm, yes, definite approach. Especial if you found any, erm, slightly embaressing titles recorded in there

Btw, I am most disappointed I have yet to think of a suitable joke or pun surround you letting the students in to look at your impressive new rack. Just can;t seem to get the quip quite right!

I must say I'm very surprised at you, I was expecting some literary masterpiece involving said students, or at the very least, a memorable quote.

Good Afternoon Children!!

Have you all been behaving well?

I must say the place is looking extremely tidy from here!

*manouveres chair across the floor*

Well it did until Odo moved.

What are you trying to do with all that shelving Odo?

Why have you hung Garlic all over the Library?

Oh don;t mind us, we've just been juggling with Odo's rack in the library to find the best possible position for it

Aaaah so Icky has been playing with Odo's Stacks amongst the Racks had he???

Indeed so. And I must say I have found 2 very interesting points in the Dewey system now!
* before B turns up*

It does seem that I encourage the worse out of my friends

Maybe VV is right!!!

If you could return that screwdriver Icky, then with a bit of pressure we might be able to get that shelf straight again.

I think she may be right lil.

Do you really think so?


Maybe she is!


I hate a smart a**se...and she is one

< thinking about VV's smart...no, no, don't go there daSilva! >

Hello dS

we have not talked for a few days...and I had to clear the crumbs out of Odo's Bunker because of you!!!