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The dreaded game!!!! and the whole country will have to suffer for ages...... and then they go and put on to.

Sounds like you're going to have a busy life for a bit. Good luck with the new job.

I'm sure creachy hunting would catch on as a sport..... I'll have to round up Seraphina and a couple of others, I bet they'd like to play.....

Egon, my threads don't die, they just keep mutating.

Every time I think this has finally finished, it just keeps popping up on my conversations page.

Look, it isn't my fault. People jsut keep posting. You could always unsubscribe....... Or do you just want to beat this thread into submission?

Egon - you will never succeed Dark Knight. the thread has a destiny...



it shall indeed be a busy time for me i look forward to having something to occupy me though

gather seephina and a few others actually, if you find me in London you'll probably be doing me a favour, i get lost mighty easily in the silliest of places

What like central croydon?
I'm far too busy to at mo ..though Huggy may be up for some Ben hunting

i don't think i made it past the tram stop before becoming lost


yeah, i thought she might be up for that

oh and she said you're to send him to the Butlins meet i still can't believe Genie put that photo of his arse on the net..

*waves at Egon*

Who's in here disturbing the dust?



Oh, hello.





*also starts waving at Egon*

oh just me

i know how much Egon likes seeing this pop up on his convo list so i thought i'd cheer his day up a little

how you keeping? i wrote my final application to the BTP out the other day and it was 5 and a half pages long. kinda makes me wish i hadn't done it in draft form first

Are you practicing your donut munching though dear?

that's America you tit, it's hotcross buns and tea over here

i think i'll have mine with jam

you can’t go round putting jam on hot cross buns!!!! Really they should be toasted and then buttered.

Well we can’t have a miserable Egon looming about on hootoo.

I’m fine, just filling in time before I can sneak home early for the weekend. There’s rather a lot of snow about atm, the other five campuses that make up the college that I work for are all shut, but we’ve got a middle manager in on a power trip, so we’ve got to stay open. If there were any students here I wouldn’t mind, but the campus is empty.

That’s one heck of a form. How long before you find out if you’ve been accepted?

Don't call me a you ..you.. melon

melon!! i'm hurt. bleeding from the heart at such malicious words


it will probably take a few months, hopefully i'll have a reply shortly after i get back from Euro 2004 and then it could take another couple of months to go through all the interviews, assessments and the medical which means hopefully i won't be joining until after Reading Festival. I have a plan, but whether it works out who knows

hard luck with the w*rk thing. we've got an empire builder here too, no-one likes him and i suspect a mental breakdown is on the cards for him within the next 2 years if he carries on being a
not that it bothers me, i'll be gone in 2 months anyway back to working on the building sites while i await my plan to come to fruition

i like snow

Great isn't it!

Just thought I'd pop in and say hi. I know how much some hootooers appreciate the existence of this thread.

*waves to Egon*

such a waste of a good tomato throwing. perhaps you should have followed it up with some flans

Nah, there are different things you should be throwing at

*shakes life back into the thread*


only 10 or so weeks til Portugal