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I want a towel.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 27, 2003
A vulnerable widow? Yeah, right!!
I want a towel.
Odo Posted Nov 27, 2003
Good for her!!!
No, no relative of mine though.
Ok, so the good news is that my car is back on the raod again.
The bad news is that yet again the heating system in the library is broken.
I want a towel.
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 27, 2003
send Odo inflatable heater
I want a towel.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 27, 2003
Send Odo plane ticket to Florida.
I want a towel.
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Nov 27, 2003
You can't get rid of a problem merely by sending it away! Surely you know that!
Harsher methods are called for.
*herds cows into library*
Well, that lot'll keep the temperature up!
I want a towel.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 1, 2003
And the students out!
I want a towel.
Odo Posted Dec 1, 2003
Mmmm, I don't think the cows would do the shelving much good. 
The car died again this morning on the way to work. The oil filter exploded!
I want a towel.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 2, 2003
You'd have some pretty literate cows though.
I want a towel.
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 2, 2003
Hmmm, oil filters are not normally known for their explosive properties, what had you done to it?
I want a towel.
Odo Posted Dec 2, 2003
It wasn't me it was the garage. 
And it wasn't so much the whole filter as the seals that actually exploded.
I don't know what I do to cars........ I'm not a mad driver.
A spade would be a lot faster than a trowel.
Odo Posted Dec 2, 2003
*decides that was rather an unfortunate phrase to use*
I must pre-view my posts!!!!! 
A spade would be a lot faster than a trowel.
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 2, 2003
we do need a snigger smiley. A sort of carry-on single entendre emoticon, don;t you think?
As for cars, well, it being wales presumably it thought the water proofing qualities of oil were of more use on the exterior of the car than the interior
A spade would be a lot faster than a trowel.
Odo Posted Dec 2, 2003
I'd rather they sorted us out a one.
Well I suppose it's a theory that works for 
.
A spade would be a lot faster than a trowel.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 3, 2003
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