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You know its winter when....
Odo Started conversation Nov 3, 2003
The boiler in work has failed yet again!!!! 
It’s very cold in here. 
Fine for making butter in, not so good for a library.
You know its winter when....
Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Nov 3, 2003
Perhaps I could send a few soldiers down you way and see if they can set fire to the books to give you some heat 
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Odo Posted Nov 3, 2003
NOoooooo!!! You can't burn our books!!!!
Soldiers eh!!!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 3, 2003
Don't the computers generate heat?
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 3, 2003
I like Vicki's good ol' book burnin'
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Odo Posted Nov 3, 2003
Noooo, those poor shelf bound creations don't want to be incinerated.
Yes, the monitors are very useful for a quick hand warm.
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 3, 2003
ok ..we burn the shelves .... books can stacked verticle
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Odo Posted Nov 3, 2003
Can't I just burn the papers?
*knocking over piles of books as she 
round to keep warm*
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Nov 3, 2003
I've got a load here you could have if you want Odo
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 3, 2003
or may be you sell (used/sellbydate) books to repair the heater
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 4, 2003
How about burning a couple of first-year students?
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Nov 4, 2003
It's an option, but what about the smell? 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 4, 2003
Open a window!
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 4, 2003
Ralphie, the cold will come inside again
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Nov 4, 2003
and sort of defeats the option! 
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 4, 2003
still thinks the shelves is is good method, also might result in new shelves
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 4, 2003
Not if you burn enough first-years to warm up outside as well!
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Nov 4, 2003
But then she'd have no students so the library would close and she'd hav no job!
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You know its winter when....
- 1: Odo (Nov 3, 2003)
- 2: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Nov 3, 2003)
- 3: Odo (Nov 3, 2003)
- 4: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Nov 3, 2003)
- 5: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 3, 2003)
- 6: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Nov 3, 2003)
- 7: Odo (Nov 3, 2003)
- 8: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Nov 3, 2003)
- 9: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Nov 3, 2003)
- 10: Odo (Nov 3, 2003)
- 11: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Nov 3, 2003)
- 12: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Nov 3, 2003)
- 13: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 4, 2003)
- 14: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Nov 4, 2003)
- 15: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 4, 2003)
- 16: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Nov 4, 2003)
- 17: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Nov 4, 2003)
- 18: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Nov 4, 2003)
- 19: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 4, 2003)
- 20: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Nov 4, 2003)
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