h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think the Silly Season has finally arrived. In the last twenty minutes I’ve had a constant sting of external phone calls, most of which cut off the second I pick up the phone.

I’ve also had several enquiries about Quality Compost and Pet’s Pizzas, and had a Drew Peacock, Ivor LargeOne, and something I didn’t quite catch but with a high squeaky voice all hang up on me.

I think the sports group that I evicted from the back room is now seeking revenge.

You gotta luv'em really. Next time they ask for someone, just put the phone on the desk and leave it. They wont be able to clear the line then

Some of them I'm going to miss when they leave in the summer, others I most certainly ain't.

The phone has been lying on the counter for the last 15 mins or so, do you think they've had enough yet?

Hmmmm, 16 year old males, attention spans of s. Hmmmmm, I think they'll have become bored by now.

Possibly. Or you could do the husky sultry librarian thing when they next call, call their bluff 'Hi, I'm all alone in the library right now....'

I'm actually 'all alone in the library right now '



Might be worth a try, you could almost certainly guarantee that I'd end up seducing the Campus Director by mistake.

worth a go, might get a pay rise

If you wanna practice run, just let me know, I'll give you a bell

*just don't tell B*

Ahem!

No seducing on the premises, please!

And if you want obscene phone calls, you've only to give me a ring.

B

somehow I feel that wouldn;t the same. 'Twas on for the porpoises of obtaining your esteemed better half a salary increase, with which she would no doubt buy you beer.

*ahem*

*looks round, guages situation, legs it *

ahum, not all young males have attention spans of...hey, what's that crawling up the wall?

Morning Ralph, nothing personal you understand but just a flavor of my favorite (!!!?????!!!) group of students.

's okay, I haven't got a very long attention span either.

Sorry, missed that one there was a pink elephant walking past our window.

Not the one from the War Zone party, I hope?

The army, I'd forgotten. I think I'm more than a little out of touch there.

Not a lot happening, really.

Mmmmmm, fair enough.

" Not a lot happening"

That just about sums up the situation here atm.

next time srudents call
...say that they called police office and they will be arrested

They've given up on that game now.

oh! what a "slapjanussen"!

"slapjanussen" are people who are "mice"

Drew Peacock

I've just got that!

B