h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep, that's right.

Morning Ralph, you've arrived then.

It looks that way.

Then I left. Well I suppose I have to work occasionally.

Are you still there?

For the moment.

Ohh, you off somewhere fun then?

That's a bit nasty, . Hope you've got a good afternoon lined up.

Yeah, math.

Life is never fair is it?

No. After all, none of us get's out alive.

Although if you make it through a maths lesson in and you're still awake you're doing very well.

You mean if I get through without brain damage.

Mmmmm, might be difficult if you've got a maths teacher anything like mine was.

Odo, he was math problem himself

...we had chemistry teacher who broke his leg, but he kept on walking on it..his leg had be re-broken...smart teacher

I ought to say something about the absent mindedness of chemists at this point, but I won't.

B if you're lurking here later.

Our physics teacher is a totally insane, Adams-reading hardrocker.

Sonds like his lessons could be great fun then.

Oh, they are. Last week he decided to send us of early, so he went to see if the coast was clear. He started wheeling his way to the door in his desk chair, then decided it might be faster to walk!

Brilliant.

you need atleast one teacher like that