h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am currently sat at the road side waiting for some one to change my tyre

Change your tyre, sir?

What would you like?

and or

with a


All things can be bartered!

you drive a hard bargain you do I have a while so I will Bargain you down before. Then

At least I can drive.. which is something you can't at the moment!

that was funny...uncalled for but funny

your sat with a tyre! who's nicked the car then ?

Come on Andy, you can't beat the Prof!!

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point it out

Mum says she can drive...she can, but don't ask her to take a bend on a motorway...a 50 pence piece comes to mind

Oy! I resemble that remark

it was still on the van

So lil you can driver but only in a straight line

"but don't ask her to take a bend on a motorway" I'll do it for 37p

I will have you know I have been driving for 40 years and still have a totally clean license

VV just doesn't like speed.. Odd really, considering she's a

no wonder your bloody tired, you need a rest from being behind the wheel

You almost had me waking Hubby, then!

someone else is out in a carno bed till I get him to bed

I hope that someone will remember he won't have a lie-in to get over it

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It's due to the fact you haven't been caught doing 55 in a 20 zone yet

Don't worry about points some one in today's paper is still driving after getting 33 points in bradford

come t'ponte' some drive without licenses or insurance etc