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EEEEEEEEK school's already getting to me!!!

"Oh yeah my heart bleeds for Alex Ferguson.......................................NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


*ahem* That's SIR Alex Ferguson to you


I heard that evil woman that supports Portsmouth on Radio 1 say a rather cruel, yet funny joke about us Mancs yesterday.

What do Man Utd players d after beating Portsmouth?















Turn off the Playstation.


Leaves a bitter taste in my mouth that, I was actually playing the Playstation at the time, and yes, I was playing LMA Manager 2002, as Manchester United

Ummmmmm, I really didn't understand that...

OMG!!! It just occured to me, I don't have any male teachers! Last year I had like 4! And I did less subjects! This is so strange...

Creachy:- sorry but I had to laugh

Man U really do hhave problems against teams from the South Coast at home, maybe it's the fresh sea air they're not used too

It could be. Either that or the seeming inability to hit a cows backside with a heat seeking missile displayed by most of our strike force might have something to do with it.

I was down Brighton in my Man Utd top when the result came through. Needless to say, I didn't stick around too long

Or the fact that if Man U beat Portsmouth, The Royal Navy may be seen making it's way up the Manchester Ship Canal on a 'Goodwill' visit

I don't suppose you could travel up the Thames and bomb the cr*p out of Highbury could you

You've gotta owe them a few or 6

Funny you should say that........................., the wierd thing was, I watched that game at work in Gosport, Fratton Park is about 5 miles away across the harbour, it P****d down at Fratton park and no a drop fell in Gosport

As the only Portsmouth supporter iv meet or even known, well done

Thank you, we are a loyal bunch

No Offence Creachy but they are all local people too they mostly come from within a 20 mile radius of Portsmouth itself

I know, no one else has heard of them outside that 20 mile radiu

Hah at least they're true local supporters