h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I work at a lawfirm in midtown manhattan 12½ hours a day 3 days a week. All three days i come into work 2 to 2½ hours early to work overtime if there is any overtime to work. My days are Monday wednesday and thursday. I work 7:30 pm to 8:00am on my normal shift. I work in the copy center of the lawfirm. My Job can really suck sometimes, but most of them do so i can't complain too hard. Life is good at the office despite the fact that my boss, who i work with til 1:00 am has the IQ Of a rotted tree stump and the personality of a stoned Baboon after a prefrontal lobotomy . When i'm not being Lazy or shirking my responsibilities I am generally figuring out ways to make extra money off of the insanely cheap Multimillionaires who run this place and how to not work while doing it. BTW If my bosses are reading This, I'm only kidding, relax. I do more work in one hour than you do in a week you lazy bastards!