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I'm Bored.

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

...And it looks like I'm going to be spending a lot of evenings in hotel rooms in the coming months, so I have a request for those of you that know me and my interests: come up with some suggestions for guide entries for me to write.

Ta,

smiley - ale


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Zarquon's Singing Fish!

You might want to do an entry on the Heights of Abraham, Kerr - it's your neck of the woods.

smiley - fishsmiley - musicalnote


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kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

You cold start with drinking establishments in the area of your hotel. Bit of practical research for you to do... smiley - cheers


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

The Heights of Abraham? Good grief, haven't been there for years. For some reason that entirely escapes me, its cable car was very famous for something smiley - erm. Mostly it's just a crap kids amusement park now. Good idea though smiley - ok. Kelli- my entries about the pub's around this hotel would simply consist of 'Don't drink here', I'm afraid...

smiley - ale


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A. Honeybadger

Ach. Not even a Wetherspoons with a guest beer on? smiley - sadface


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Nope. A pub round the corner would be passable were it not for the '£2.60 for a pint of London Pride' factor.

smiley - ale


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Zarquon's Singing Fish!

*searches memory for Derbyshire related stuff* - ah yes - the Blue John Mines - they were always good for a visit - you could do worse than do an entry on those.

smiley - fishsmiley - musicalnote


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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman

How about 'Quatermass': the TV series, the films, and now the live drama for BBC4?


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Zarquon's Singing Fish!

And there's the Derby Ram folksong - http://www.informatik.uni-hamburg.de/~zierke/lloyd/songs/thederbyram.html ... links with mythology and the killing of the sacred king (would link with one of my entries).

smiley - fishsmiley - musicalnote


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Plus, it would give me the excuse to use the word 'cock' in a guide entry smiley - ok.

smiley - ale


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

FM: Another good one. Those should keep me busy for a while.

smiley - ale


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Mu Beta

Why don't you see how many Entries you could get the word 'cock' into?

Suggestions:

1) Hens and chickens
2) Plumbing for beginners
3) Weathervanes
4) Parts of a firearm
5) Brummie terms of endearment

There, that should keep you going for a while. smiley - ok

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I'm not really here

Something from here, perhaps? A2733112smiley - silly


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


If you are going to do Quatermass, I'm game for a collaboration of some sort. Have been meaning to look at the Professor for ages, and having someone else to kick me up the arse would get me back into the habit of writing.

smiley - shark


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saranoh - good girl gone Essex

If you wanted someone to kick you up the arse honey, all you had to do was ask. Id've been more than happy to oblige smiley - biggrin


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


smiley - nahnah

smiley - shark


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Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master

Why not write an entry on "How not to go mad when stranded by work in a hotel with no money", it would be topical, fun and perhaps theraputic! smiley - winkeye


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

BS- I'm up for that, we can work out the details this evening.

FB, unfortunately the answer seems to be 'make work give you a laptop and modem', which would be a short entry. Although seriously, it could be a fun entry.

smiley - ale


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Mu Beta

Alternatively, Blues, if you just want someone to kick you up the arse, I'm sure I can find a volunteer or two.

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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman

Find a gym. Join it. Knacker yourself out, and you'll be too tired to be bored.


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