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Being Sent Away (Part 2)
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Started conversation Sep 27, 2006
Meh. *again* I'm being sent to that office. And *again* I'm broke.
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Being Sent Away (Part 2)
Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master Posted Sep 27, 2006
D'Oh!
Got any money this time?
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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Sep 27, 2006
Sod that. How was the beer festival?
I envy you. God how I envy you. There is only one word worse in the galaxy than 'Belgium', and that is 'metronidazole'.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 28, 2006
Bloody bad timing, choosing while we are away, I must say.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 28, 2006
That's what I thought Blues. I don't think 'Can we wait a couple of weeks until my mates are back from holiday' is going to wash, somehow though.
Beer Fest was great. A whole room full of cider to keep these guys happy.
Nope, still no cash. Another bad timing factor.
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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Sep 28, 2006
Many people turn up? I did send you a text and left a message, but I assumed you were still too hung over to reply.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 28, 2006
Eight of us in toto.
Did you? I don't think I got it, maybe I've changed my mobile number since last year, hang on...
Yep, must've done, you're not in this one.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 28, 2006
Eight plus Master B and his amazing dancing ginger beard...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 28, 2006
*Adopts master B Tones*
It's not ginger, and neither's my wife!
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 28, 2006
I think the correct response to that is;
That's numberwang!'
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 28, 2006
Although, if you're B it's more likely to be 'That's whiplash!'
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Mu Beta Posted Sep 29, 2006
That's not funny. But it is still painful. And I've nearly finished all my Co-codamol.
B
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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Sep 29, 2006
What did you do to yourself, precisely?
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Mu Beta Posted Sep 29, 2006
It was more what 2legs, in the process of smacking me between the eyes, did to me.
Anyhow, I had a wrenching headache driving home, which I put down to alcohol, but couldn't sleep at all on Sunday night. Monday morning, and the doctor told me to take two days off work and lie down.
B
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 29, 2006
*sniggers*
Come on B, tell the nice man what happened to you.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 29, 2006
That's right. You were beaten up by a blind man.
Although personally, I'm more inclined to balme the bloody stupid way you slept on the couch.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 29, 2006
>That's not funny. But it is still painful.<
The entire comic history of the world is based on other peoples pain, mate, so I think you'll find
'It is still painful, but it is funny' 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 29, 2006
Man hath no greater love than to injure himself painfully so that others may laugh.
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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Sep 29, 2006
As Mel Brooks said: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 29, 2006
Absolutely correct.
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Being Sent Away (Part 2)
- 1: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 27, 2006)
- 2: Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master (Sep 27, 2006)
- 3: Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman (Sep 27, 2006)
- 4: Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like (Sep 28, 2006)
- 5: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 28, 2006)
- 6: Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman (Sep 28, 2006)
- 7: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 28, 2006)
- 8: Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like (Sep 28, 2006)
- 9: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 28, 2006)
- 10: Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like (Sep 28, 2006)
- 11: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 28, 2006)
- 12: Mu Beta (Sep 29, 2006)
- 13: Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman (Sep 29, 2006)
- 14: Mu Beta (Sep 29, 2006)
- 15: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 29, 2006)
- 16: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 29, 2006)
- 17: Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like (Sep 29, 2006)
- 18: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 29, 2006)
- 19: Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman (Sep 29, 2006)
- 20: Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like (Sep 29, 2006)
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