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My lip is swollen.
SEF Posted Mar 20, 2004
Is your lip better yet, Saturnine, or are you just staying drunk enough that you don't care? 
My lip is swollen.
Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Mar 20, 2004
yeah is yer lip still connected to your gob or as it rotted and fallen off
My lip is swollen.
Luthiena Posted Mar 20, 2004
Yes, I too wish to know of the condition of your lip!
My lip is swollen.
Saturnine Posted Mar 20, 2004
It's almost there. The problem is thus - the scabs form, and then they fall off before the wounds are healed. It's stupid, but I am almost there.
*wields the power of the Vaseline tin* 
My lip is swollen.
Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Mar 20, 2004
oh my god shes got scabies everybody leave this thread immediately
My lip is swollen.
SEF Posted Mar 20, 2004
Oh well, an iterative process which is converging on the healed state will do! 
My lip is swollen.
Researcher 178815 Posted Mar 21, 2004
Meh, that's just the troll. He looked in the mirror by mistake. 
My lip is swollen.
Researcher 178815 Posted Mar 21, 2004
Actually, can someone come and remove the troll and quarantine him please? His condition may be contagious. Even to us humanoid types.
My lip is swollen.
Luthiena Posted Mar 21, 2004
*bravely quarantines the troll and then hides behind aka trembling*
I....I'm not...sc...scared, honest.
My lip is swollen.
Researcher 178815 Posted Mar 21, 2004
I meant wait for the men in white suits and breathing apparatus to come for him!
Quick! Into the Clean Room - it's the only way!
My lip is swollen.
Luthiena Posted Mar 21, 2004
*
to the clean room, which is luckily on the same thread*
*looks through the glass at everyone sadly*
I was only trying to help 
now I'm stuck here on my own
My lip is swollen.
SEF Posted Mar 21, 2004
You probably need a vulcan in there to rub you with green vaseline.
My lip is swollen.
Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master Posted Mar 21, 2004
Ferrettbadger is bowled over by Boxing Baboons almost Wildean wit...
My lip is swollen.
Luthiena Posted Mar 21, 2004
*points and laughs at FB on the floor*
*continues looking for a vulcan*
My lip is swollen.
Researcher 178815 Posted Mar 21, 2004
Actually, all you need do is press that big green button and walk through the sprayer things. That'll clean the troll germs off you.
But if you want to stay in there, by all means. Communication lines aren't broken.
My lip is swollen.
Luthiena Posted Mar 21, 2004
Oh, OK..
*presses big green button and walks through sprays*
*exits clean room*
Ta da! Good as new 
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My lip is swollen.
- 41: SEF (Mar 20, 2004)
- 42: Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) (Mar 20, 2004)
- 43: Luthiena (Mar 20, 2004)
- 44: Saturnine (Mar 20, 2004)
- 45: Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) (Mar 20, 2004)
- 46: SEF (Mar 20, 2004)
- 47: Luthiena (Mar 21, 2004)
- 48: Researcher 178815 (Mar 21, 2004)
- 49: Luthiena (Mar 21, 2004)
- 50: Researcher 178815 (Mar 21, 2004)
- 51: Luthiena (Mar 21, 2004)
- 52: Researcher 178815 (Mar 21, 2004)
- 53: Luthiena (Mar 21, 2004)
- 54: SEF (Mar 21, 2004)
- 55: Luthiena (Mar 21, 2004)
- 56: Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master (Mar 21, 2004)
- 57: Luthiena (Mar 21, 2004)
- 58: Researcher 178815 (Mar 21, 2004)
- 59: Luthiena (Mar 21, 2004)
- 60: Researcher 178815 (Mar 21, 2004)
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