h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Go on.

It's raining. But it's not home.

Well that's good then. I wouldn't want it to be raining in your home.

I thought you didn't want us to guess!

Well, it's no fun if YOU say anything young lady. You already know!

i sorta vaguely know that you are on a trip, but..not many more details than that

The only trip I was previously aware of you wanting to make was to Canada(?) to visit a certain resident once you had enough money.

*Keeps it shut*

GEEEEEEZ! Does no one care? *single tear*

I know where you are, so I can't 'guess'.

True.

Get an AIM account will-ya? It's the only IM I have right now.

I did try one guess. I assume it was wrong. How about:
- at university/college studying
- at university/college teaching
- at a writers' conference/convention
- at a publishing house finalising the deal for your novel
- on a sequestered jury (using a smuggled internet line)
- in army training as a comms officer
- in an internet brothel
- on the international space station

I didn't say it was wrong!