h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's Wimpy and I wish it were Wibble! Wibble, Wibble, Wibble! Only two days into this week and it's moving notoriously slow... I'm going to have to ransack the office for chocolate! BEWARE OFFICE COWORKERS - I' M ON THE HUNT FOR CHOCOLATE! La la la...yep it's definitely a rambling chocolate type of day. (Is it too early for a nap?) Hmmm...lets see - messy desk (check) empty scruffy coffee cup (check) Message light blinking on my phone (check), Sunlight glare on my monitor blinding me (check)...Darn - it's still morning! No nap for me! Well back to work (grumble, grumble)...

It's Thing now. Does that make you any happier?

Yes! And it's VD and I have lots of chocolate! (grabs PS - plants a big, long, wet on him that leaves him gasping for breath)

WooHoo! Yet another from you! What a day I'm having here. Can Rambo have one too?

Rambo?

My (it's our anniversary today)

Gives Rambo a big and a (although the she gives Rambo isn't nearly as long, nor wet as the one she gave PS!)

*pins PS to the sofa... gives him another long that tickles his tonsils and s off*

Ta very much!!
*collapses with shock*
< > Woof!!! </ >

Happy Anniversary to you
and to your Rambo too!

Puts Nat King Cole's version of "Unforgettable" on (the one without Natalie's overdub)
grabs PS by the hand... steps up close, looks into his eyes...
are you ready for another slow dance?

Oooh! Good tune You're on baby.

*unable to resist the look*
*Grabs Michele and sweeps her off her feet*
*slips and staggers slightly, but regains composure flawlessly*
*gets the groove thang going on*

My but you're smooth

*the ceiling does one of those clever spinning pan things that animation directors are always so proud of, and the music plays on while the room goes blurry and the focus stays completely fixed and perfect on the slightly slower spinning Squirrel and Michele, locked in eternal boogieville*

Hmm.. I wonder how long this song lasts?

(she says as she s even closer)

It's the Grateful Dead cover version, so about 2 weeks at a guess. *s a little closer in still*