h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I used to work with this chap who tended to be a bit of a, how shall I put it...complainer. Just as you thought he had finished moaning about something due to a silent pause, he would come out with..."and another thing!" and off he'd go again.
Mind you, it's good to have a moan.
Which brings me to mine, why is this site so slo-o-o-o-w these days?

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I was able to make a cup ofwhile that loaded.
This reminds me that it's about time I changed my internet provider.

With your luck, some new system of getting I ternet will come along, and make your new provider obsolete.

I'd probably be the last to hear about it.

...and another thing!
I received my building insurance renewal the other day (against fire flood, etc.)
The quote was for £350 which made me choke on my
Anyhow I did an online search and found one that was over 300% cheaper,
needless to say I bought the policy.
I rang my old provider to tell them to cancel their policy and was told
that they "would match any price".
So why thehadn't they before sending the policy out?
There's no reward for loyalty.

Can you sue them for the damage you did to yourself from choking on the ?

They would probably try and sell me an insurance against choking on

It might be a bargain , especially if there's a high deductible.

Silly me! Of course the glass is half full.

What if it's half full of emptiness?

That sentence makes perfect sense to a Buddhist,
of course the glass itself is empty from its own side.