h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*waits*

I teach at an University? "That's news to me," as Harry Potter would inform Uncle Vernon's "we're not stupid, you know"

Because I don't

According to my nohari Dominant Traits
75% of people think that Lilimuffins is childish
75% of people think that Lilimuffins is chaotic
75% of people think that Lilimuffins is overdramatic

Remind me to cultivate nicer less honest friends

: "Oh-re_ally?"
So, about that item...
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how old am i then??

*Is afraid that asking might not be considered tactful/appropriate*
I'm a guy; that's pretty much a trick question,_ So i am not going to ask it _Nuh-uh!

go on...promise i wont get angry!!!!

, ... so, how old are you/is ya's anyway?

*Does a duck & cover anyway, regardless*

but you'tr meant to tell me my age!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I give up!

Well, _Older than me, I suppose...

Hm, how old are you again, Skywalker

who is skywalker??

Ooo! Are we playing a guessing game?

Kitush I guess that you are 23... I think I may have seen that somewhere though so I may be subconsciously cheating.

EC, you are very old for a cat. You're a senior!

Guess how old I am!

damn it. Good guess FF

You are...17?

I am 18.75

Scarecrow is Skywalker... I cannot spell

Major spelling mistake...methinks you were thinking of star wars...

my slip!

Or maybe I was thinking of his mother

huh?

Um, nevermind. It's sort of like this inside joke because I have a green light saber on my PS.

*frown and gives eyebrows a working* no... I think it was your mum giving you chores and you called her Darth Vader with skirts that made no sense