h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nope. For you. I put cat poison on all my valuables.

Oh. Shame. *dies*

*sneaks quietly away*

*hopes to not be haunted*

Uh-oh!

WOooooOOOoo!

! }Poof!{
"Hi."

*Summons the ghost of EvilClaw and dispossesses it into a little cloth doll/puppet on strings...*

"There I'll call him EvilClaw-nocchio, the tap-dancing ."

"Yah da-teda dee."

Looks like I won't have to worry about being haunted any longer.

"Would you like this () marionette?"
*Offers it*

*in helium like voice* curse you thorn! curse youuuuuuuuu!

*Perks up his ear*


"What's that? Curse at me? Okay, here goes, : "
*Swears at himself.*

...

No, no. By all means, you keep the marionette. Put on a show!

(but, what eef Gipetto didn't want to hang on to his wooden boy?), honest, I've had termite problems as of late, you should do the show. I'll sit there and watch throw peanutshells and . Sound good?

"Hey look here EvilClaw... (over there) it's Punch + Judy, and they say they wanna play stickball with you... whaddyou say?"
*Cue a Mr. Bill-like "Oh-Noo!"*

: Hi kitty.
: You be pitcher ?

Ff help me...; I need an extra hand. I haven't three like a certain I was just reading about the other day...