h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bah! I meant you should shamelessly plug somewhere else!

& what of that crazy young-ish man, thornthedruidguy?
What should I do?
*In anticipation of dark humor , I go and stick my head in a bucket*
*Makes Darth Vader noises w/chowmein sticking out the front side to the opening of the bucket, pretending to be Cththlu*
"..."

... Er... well... I was going to suggest you star in a comic strip featuring your neighbors trying to cope with having a wizard next door...

*Do not assskkkk for Cthth-ththlu-ththlu toooo-howl... in Gib-ib-bibberissshhh...*

*Being a is fun for a little while...*

Hmm...
Interestingk...

Interestink?

"Ahng! Yesh mastergh..."
*Pretending to be an igor...*
-assistant

im sorry kittie...i'll behave!

Gnodab.

eh??

Its the opposite of badong.

}ta-pocketa pocketa!{ went the little engine to Walter Mitty's old Jalopy...
*snaps back into reality*
"Yes Dear!"
<- That's based off a short story from a very old magazine "serial?" called "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty."

I'm notta deer!

Not you... it's part of the plotline to that story.

*Wishes he could remember where it had been from...*

_______________ Explanation: ____________________
Ta-pocketa-pocketa went the horrible siege engine... Ta-pocketa pocketa! went the WWI German bi-plane, }ta-pocketa pocketa{ goes the electric chair, machine guns, submarine etc. usually this is done to contrast the imaginary adventures he goes on in order to tune out his wife (who throughout most of the story continues sending him about on little errands). Get the picture?

I ... guess.

*Shrugs*
Forgetski.

Alrighty then.

: "This pen is re-ruh-r,- royal blue!"


Do you remember Liar, liar EC?

Da.