h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Starting at a new school is usually difficult, Save for when you have friends that go there and you now well. I never really had that luxury. In pre-school, I knew no one. In Kindergarten, I knew no one. In Grade school, I knew no one. Last year of grade school, I knew no one. In Middle School, I knew no one. JR.HIGH, knew no one. Middle school again, No one. and finally High School, I knew...Some people. And a few of them well enough to call them friends! Huzzah! But now here we are at Los Angeles City College in pigeon infested Hollywood and I know no one.

This should not have been the case. I had made arrangements for a friend to come with me. At the last possible second he bailed. I do know one other person who goes there, a young man named Jacob. He's got one of those funny accents you don't normally hear in hollywood. Hmm...must...find...pizza...