Legion, The Fallen...MARK 5:9

In the beginning Creator Exploded into everythingness. It was pretty boring for a while in this sector.

Sometime later a lesser Creator known as a Shining One or Spectrum (As is it well known that all the Shining Ones were part of this vast network of the Spectrum, consiting of every member of the cosmos in the beginning and childer to Creator Supreme.) decided it would be, And I qoute, "Really Cool if like we made a system of planets right here and they like evolved and stuff...okay! Who's hiding the BONG?!"

And so it Did.

A little bit later in that same sector, now known cutely as zz9pza, One of the shining one's great grand children decided there should be life on a couple planets, maybe a moon or two and got krackin. He soon realized he had done a wonderful job of making jack s**t cept for a few organisms here and there, and decided it would be a great time to take a nap.

The nap turned into a sleeping-beauty-esque type of existance and and the great grandchilder spawned more of its self by simply dreaming.

Now, These happy little merry pranksters (Intergalactic fools if you ask me, which you should have...) decided to muck about and create some evolved lifeforms. Civilizations came and went. It was all anyone could do to try and stop them of course. So planets were smashed and asteroid belts appeared and moons became planets themselves. Them something glorious happened. One of those f****d little planets got killed off. Yay!

The descendants to the shining ones, now affectionatly refered to as gods (Gawd! How much more of this banter do I have to GIVE-UH!) set their sites on The Earth.

Earth...they didn't like it much cause it wasn't them who created it, oh no! It was those little planet builders and their quest for questions. So now, it was time to play.

These gods appeared to the people of this world and made them worship them, rather childishly I might add... "Mankind, I want a temple, Mankind I want a virgin, Mankind I want you to cut off your foreskin...Wah Wah Wah!!!" But then, a God called Enki was born.

And Enki ejaculated onto the world and the world did drink of his body and they did find knowledge. But that wasn't enough. Enki's Kids, The Tricksters (Cronos, Raven, Coyote...) stole his firery semen and delivered it unto all the peoples of the world. Of course Enki didn't know this at the time.

No, Enki was busy calling himself YHWH and controlling the lives of people and forgot the little gods that made him what he was, like his main squeeze. So now it was YHWH who had control, and sent the other gods packing to different parts of the world. They rarely spoke after that.

Yhwh spawned many children, among these were the arch-angels, Mika-El, Rapha-El, Uri-El, Gabri-El, and Samma-el the Light Bearer. And being the caring father he was, made them slaves. The Light Bearer, called Lucifer Morning Star, did rise up against his opressor, and got smacked down by his brother Mika. Oh well.

But the Lucifer was not alone, When he went down he took a third of Yhwh's kids with him, and they fell to the Earth and with a great thud did smack the ground.

Meanwhile, YHWH's son Adam had a falling out with his wife Eve...so Yhwh decided she could sleep on his floor and be his intern...well you know what happens to interns. And her name was Lilitu. Being pissed at Adam she thought the most Jerry Springer thing to do was sleep with his father, but Yhwh got bored and tossed her aside. Alone she crawled over to Lucifer.

"Sammael...Do you think I'm pretty." "You're f*****g hot." "Why don't we do it in the road?" "Why don't we do it in the road?" "No one will be watching us, so why don't we do it in the road?"

And thus from her loins and the loins of Lucifer, (and because they didn't use one of those sheep skin loin cloths) Every demon of Hell was Spawned. And They were called Legion and Lilith was their Queen.

Lilith soon kicked Lucifer out of her hell and married her son Beezly. She called him bub. (Hey, just like Wolverine/Logan) Can you see the problem theese earthers had now? I mean come on, it's sin planet!

Adam was happy though, His God YHWH cloned him a female and she was his bitch. Yeah, you like that don't you, bitch. and they had twins... lots of twins. Always a boy and a girl. Now Adam hated women, so he didn't even bother naming the girls, but the boys had great names... Names like: Caine, Abel, Seth. But one day, and here's why we don't inbreed people, Caine (who loved his brother in more ways then one, hint hint nudge nudge) sacrificed Abel to Yhwh.

Now, Yhwh, likes sacrifices. He said Cool! But Adam was kinda ticked and kicked him out of their home with his sister and Abel's sister. No more girls for him! Or so he thought, then Seth and his bitch were born. Man...a guy just can't win.

So Caine ahd children, One called Enoch who became known as MetaTron, the Lesser Yahweh, and his family married into Seth's. Ew.

So their family grew and grew, until one day One of the kids couldn't take it anymore. "I Can't take it anymore!" and promptly was vanquished. Or so they Thought... Duh Duh DUM!!!!!!!!!

He came back from the dead, deader than ever. Of coruse now, every demon in hell had inhabited his body and his name was Legion, for he was Many. It took Yhwh's B*****d Son Yeshoah (Jesus to the uneducated) to toss those baddies out. And he did and they had no where to go but into a herd a pigs...who all immediatly were pushed off a cliff by the Christ who was hungry for blood.

That boy always had a mean streak.

Anyways, flash forward 2000 or so years.

It's Still Earth...There's still little white mice...and there's still a lot of inbreeding in the midwest of america. oh f'n well.

BUT! Fear not, for Legion has returned in the guise of a very spritual Native American Man. We take you now to a large internet cafe in Korea Town Los Angeles to meet with him.

"Hello Legion."
"Oh hello, please call me Sundance."
"What's your real name...by the way?"
"Sundance."
"Really?"
"Yes."
And there you have it ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls vertebrates and single celled organisms! The Man...The Myth....The Legend...The Legion, Of the Fallen.



Legion - The Fallen

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