h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I seem to be getting the hang of the college life... putting things off until the last possible moment. Procrastination seems to be working just fine, as classes are not yet challenging at all (and I suspect they never will be). My friend once told me of a simile involving procrastination and a commonly practiced sexual release that happens to rhyme with it, but in an effort to keep my page as clean and user-friendly as possible, I must deprive you of this statement. Perhaps if you beg me enough I will post it anyway, as I found it to be quite humorous.

However, I seem to be having trouble in the socialization aspect of the college experience (imagine that...). It seems that my free hours are spent in games of Unreal Tournament with companions over the LAN. Many people argue that females are much more entertaining than this, but I have not yet had an experience that validates this statement. In due time, perhaps.