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My daughter is addicted to Sudocrem

Post 41

Vestboy

Adult/baby dictionary
Adult: Coochy-coochy-coo = I'm an imbecile, vomit on me.
Adult: Ood a wickle wumpkin den? = I'm a rather large imbecile vomit and poo on me.
Adult: Aaaw! = I'm a soft touch. Vomit, widdle and poo on me, I like it.
Adult: Doesn't she look like her mumsy, then? = I'm not sure if my ears are working properly. Could you please cry until they bleed?


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