h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There I was, just getting into the house after going to see the Human League at a free concert in Falkirk when I get a call from a number I don't recognise.

"Hello?"

*Loads of drunken noise and what was later described as 'singing'*

After a few false starts it turns out to be the boy Roymondo, out on the pish with Serephina, Genie and 2legs - apparently they all thought it would be a nice idea to phone me

After talking with them all (me stone cold sober unfortunately) it made me feel especially annoyed about missing the London meet. I wish I could see a lot more of you guys, even if you do threaten to kidnap wee Jenny But it's about time you lot made the effort to come to Scotland, where the pubs stay open way longer than in Englandshire

>> But it's about time you lot made the effort to come to Scotland, where the pubs stay open way longer than in Englandshire <<

Not only that, but you get The Human League as well!



RF

I'm going to have to rub it in and declare that they were bloody good last night too If only Falkirk didn't have the biggest concentration of neds outside of Glasgow, it would have been even better

Ha! I'm going to see Gary Numan next month!

RF

As someone who couldn't give a dingo's kidney about Gary Numan, good for you

OK, how about: I'm going to Australia in 2 weeks' time?

RF

I'm envious of you both.



Mind you, I get to see Chas n' Dave at Glastonbury.

Very very worrieingly I'm more over not seeing chas and dave bohemian badgery we badgerised a fair few other songs that evening too... a lot of oasis I seem to recall

Chas'n'Dave play regularly in good ol' London Town...but the tickets sell out surprisingly quickly! Haven't managed to badger myself a pair yet, but I hope to do so soon.

RF

Git I wanna go to Australia!

I'd love to see Chas n Dave live, that would be a hoot

Genie and I would be up to see you in a shot

nothing to do with baby kidnap of course

Of course... nothing to do with that at all....

I'd forgotten we'd spoken to until Sandra reminded me... whoops...

You can't kidnap baby nighthoover!

your new name looks like bobett as in the mad willy cutting off bird than bob-ette

Well.. thats just my other past time...

Warning to men.. don't annoy me to the point where I am ready to hurt you... alot...

Oh I don't know, some of us like pain....

oops..wrong button

like some c*** beginning with C?