h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Day 8 and it's starting to get better. The first thing I noticed was intense itching at three in the morning ... so I scratched!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!

That's when it got really sore. Sort of snuck up on me when I was asleep and caught me unawares. Ok this is time for phase two drugs. It's time for the Calamine lotion. A word of warning though, don't drink it! It also sets like concrete after having very little effect.

We're due to see Find Nemo at the Cinema and I've had it with the plastic sheeting. It gets stuck to you skin and pulls so not really that effective if you want to move at all. Then it gets very sweaty.

Solution number two in things to wear ... Silk Boxer Shorts. Black of course. The waistband was a bit of a problem so wore them a bit high (just call me squeaky), but they did the trick slightly better than the plastic ... which is nice.

After all this is over, I shall have to invest in a silk bodysuit just in case.

What a pervy posting!!

Don't even think of planning for getting shingles again, there will be extreme trouble if that happens!!

Pervy indeed! Is shingles catching over the internet? Only I've got a small itchy rash just below my belly button. The itch came before the rash.

Hi Mina

we thought at first it was a flea bite. But it spread so fast, within 1-2 days it had got a lot larger. If you think it is shingles, act quickly. If the small itchy rash, has stayed small though, you should be fine!

Ah, thanks!

It's not got ay larger, although it's damn itchy. I think that it's to do with wearing pvc all day on Sunday at Erotica.

Not enough talc there then young lady. Take it from an expert in wearing such things - You can *never* have *too much* talc.

Now you mention the pvc!! Got any photos?

Nononono. Talc is for the putting on of *rubber*, not PVC. Tch, don't you know anything woman??

Kaz, no, no photos. No photos of me in fetish get-up exist - I've made very sure of that! I do get chatted to quite a bit more by one of the security guards at work now. We popped in to the office on teh way to Erotica to use the office as a left luggage facility. He smiles much more now. He seems very young.

Hmm, well, *I'm* not the one with the rash from wearing it, am I, be it pvc or latex...

No photos of you in fetish gear, you are depriving the world you cruel thing you!! How about I come round without camera, and you show me some of your outfits?!! That might be just the incentive I need to tell the agorophobia to sod off for a day!!

Hmm.. Only if you leave the evidence with me.

If I was camera-less, what evidence would there be?

I obviously didn't read that properly. But there's bound to be some evidence of some sort anyway!

What?! I can't think of any, maybe I'm not as pervy as you, which is why I can't imagine what you can?!

I'm not sure I should corrupt you any further.

Oh go on, give it a go