h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have been diagnosed with Shingles . Very sore. Just goes to show that tidying up can cause some serious deseases. However, life goes on and I get two weeks off work ... which is nice.

On a lighter note, there are many buzzwords in today's business world. However, many people often ask for a simple explanation of their meaning. Here's some definitions that most men will understand:

1) You're at a party and a beautiful woman walks up to you and says, "I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing.

2) You're at a party with a bunch of friends and a beautiful woman walks up to you and points to an equally beautiful friend of hers and says, "She's fantastic in bed." - That's Advertising.

3) At a party you give a beautiful woman your telephone number. The next day she calls and says, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Telemarketing.

4) You're at a party and a beautiful woman walks over to you and says, "May I," and reaches up to straighten your tie, lightly brushing her breast against your arm, and then says, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Public Relations.

5) You're at a party and see a beautiful woman. You walk over to her and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." - That's Brand Recognition.

6) You're at a party and see a beautiful woman. You talk her into going home with your friend. - That's a Marketing Representative.

7) Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you. - That's Tech Support.

8) You're on your way to a party when you realize that there are beautiful women everywhere. So you start shouting at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" - That's Spam.

Sorry to hear you are sick!!! Take care of your dear self!!!

I can vouch that his shingles rash looks awful, we have nicknamed it 'the plague'.

Poor Moonglum!
That is not nice!

Your joking though! Glad you have some humor left somehow

Best of Luck to you getting over those darn shingles

Awwwwwww.....