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The Theory of Orange Juice
caper_plip Started conversation Jul 22, 2001
Professor Dongle Splogge of the Department of Pointless Theories, discovered yet another pointless theorem on life. This time, the theory of orange juice was put forward to the Scientific Institute.
Orange juice, he writes, is one of the most important necessities in the modern world. The first most important is oxygen and the second is being nice. Orange juice is required to make a human being nice in the morning. The action of tipping a cardboard container so the juice just trickles out gives immediate satisfaction to the pourer.
The action of squeezing an orange to produce the juice brings immense fun to the squeezer. The action of twisting and squeezing pulls the person into a repetitive movement which does not stop, even when all the juice has been expelled.
Professor Dongle Splogge is not part of the Committee which processes these theories.
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