h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was reading an article in the Sunday Telegraph about various members of staff from Chelternam College for Girls going off to learn the CanCan at the Moulin Rouge. It pointed out they weren't the standard size for Moulin Rouge girls who apparently have to be 5'8" and weigh 8st. Now bearing in mind I'm 5'8" and 9st something, most people consider me to be unfairly skinny. I don't think I could lose a stone in weight I've no where to loose it from and on top of this they have to have breasts! Real ones to silicon is banned. As anyone who dances/exercises will tell you the first thing to go is the breast, just like Denise Van Oulton found when she started doing Chicargo.