h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now I know that my english skills are not good enough to earn me a degree in literature but I would hope that they are of a readable level.
I'm starting to feel old when younger peoples language skills leave a lot to be desired. I add this that I culled from another discussion page that I use, and was posted by a 11-12 year old:

"im aware of this but to be honest with you there really for decoration more than anything the only dance shoes i will be wearing are the leather ballet shoes, byt thankyou for ur advice, could i ask u something else, im doing ballet for a hobbie but im 5ft 8.5 do you think i too tall im also slightly worried about my weight i wouldn't say im over weight but i don't fancy strutting around in a leotard either will they make me wear 1"

It's just, like, arrrgh, use capitals....and punctuation....and real words. At least, generally, H2G2ers are a bit more articulate.

Oh and to translate, for my own piece of mind:

"I am aware of this but to be honest with you the're really for decoration more than anything. The only dance shoes I will be wearing are the leather ballet soes, but thank you for your advice.
If I could ask you something else, I am doing Ballet as a hobby but I am 5' 8 1/2", do you think I am too tall? I'm am also slightly worried about my weight, I wouldn't say I'm am over weight but I don't fancy strutting around in a leotard either. Will they make me wear one?"