h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, some four weeks ago I went to Little Bruv's place for a party. There I bumped into someone I haven't seen since school days. Well, she and I got talking as you do...and then there was the patch of gravel behind the shed (I won't go into details here).

Suffice it say that she and I are ...well...you know. I don't seem to have been able to think straight for the last four weeks. I can't see enough of her ( and believe me I've seen quite a lot already)

To quote Stimpson J Cat "Happy, happy, happy. Joy, joy joy."

More coherent Journal Entries may follow.

Coherent - I refuse to believe it Veers! I have every intention of being the sole reason for your lack of coherent behaviour from now on.

Besides I am not particularly coherent myself these days, due to the same memory of the same patch of gravel behind the said garden shed!!!

BTW Veers, I love being your "someone special" it makes me feel so funky and smiley xxx

*pokes head around corner*

Afternoon. Hope I'm not interrupting anything.

*hands to fp1roxyroodle* Hello fp1roxyroodle, how's h2g2 treating you? I understand you and Veers are, yes, well, erm.

Hello Dr E V pleased to meet you. Thank you for the prese I will save opening it for now as I am a tad busy with my luverly day dreams of Veers bless him.

Aw, bless. Well, I'm fairly sure the present won't explode, so you may store it wherever you like.

What ho, EV.

Hi there fp *pats fp on head*

Wonder what the pressie is, fp?

*Gingerly opens present from EV, looking to Veers for approval all the time*

*approves*

*Palbert hopes fps pressie contains something of a fishy nature*

Not sure I should hope to find fish in a present, sorry Palbert. *Wishes really hard for a nice new toy for Veers to play wiv, wiv me* (cheeky grin)

I do hope you're not disappointed. *throws in Palbert's general direction*

As long as Palbert is being kept satisfied I am not disappointed Ev, she gives me funny looks all the time and one day I think she might just go for me throat so the more fishy presents we give her the better I guess.

Palbert won't go for your throat. She's a cat (an assassins cat at that) she's more subtle.

She's more likely to poisson your tea.

Best stay away from drinking tea next time I visit then!! Don't like the milk anyways

Poisson your tea!

Thanks, EV. I'm glad somebody got the joke.

As for the milk, fp; I've got some of that whitened water you laughingly refer to as milk. So you should be OK.

(I've got some of those little cheesecakes you like too) The box says zero points, honest.

It's not that I didn't get the joke but I just didn't like the idea of fishy milk, which is what you get if you leave milk in the fridge too long really isn't it. Yuck yuck yuck.

Bleuch!

Oh sorry darling, did you need a sick bucket there? Here let me hold your hair back for you like a true friend!!!