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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Started conversation Dec 17, 2001
It is now possible to confirm that Spot has not been seen in the Dutch embassy in Prague, in the Valles Marineris or the Baikonur Cosmodrome. Where can she be?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 17, 2001
She can be on the 1749 to St Neots.
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Dec 18, 2001
And what is the price of a supersavercat return to St Neots?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 18, 2001
I'm not going to tell you.
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Jan 4, 2002
You've just been dying to say that to someone, haven't you.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 5, 2002
Yes. That and "If you're at the station now, why the 
don't you ask someone there instead of phoning me and wasting both our time?"
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 8, 2002
Ah, happy days. Still no Spot? Tish, tish. Perhaps she has been abducted by Pope Gregory IX.
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Dec 11, 2002
I happen to know that the Pontif in question was no lover of cats, but had an unnatural fascination for ducks.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 11, 2002
Is there such a thing as a natural fascination for ducks? 
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Dec 16, 2002
Only if you're another duck or Bill Oddie (possibly)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 16, 2002
There's nothing natural about Bill Oddie, and well you know it.
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Jan 14, 2003
Well...
yes. OK.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 14, 2003
I'm sorry, I have no idea what I meant by that.
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Jan 21, 2003
I have been told that recently a cow urinated on Bill Oddie, live on TV. Now, I wish I had seen that!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 21, 2003
Cah. Are there no depths to which celebrities will not sink in their quest for sexual gratification?
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Jan 22, 2003
Yeah, look at Billie Piper. Not that can be much sexual gratification for her, I would have thought.
Still, bovine urination; pretty bizarre even for a sexual fetish.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 22, 2003
Would it be wrong of me to suggest that financial gratification might lie behind Ms Piper's seemingly bizarre marital decision?
As for bovine urination, I'm sure there must be a website devoted to it, I'm just not sufficiently bored to go looking. Not a bad name for a band though.
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Jan 23, 2003
Eeeew, not a website, surely. You're probably right, there's bound to be.
Are you suggesting that Ms. Piper might have wed the ginger loon for money alone?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2003
Well, let's just say that if she married him for his looks, I'd seriously fear for her eyesight.
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Jan 24, 2003
No, I must say I've never seen her wearing glasses. It must be the money.
perhaps he reminds her of a dog she once had, during her childhood. Oh, she's still in it...
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- 1: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Dec 17, 2001)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Dec 18, 2001)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 18, 2001)
- 5: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Jan 4, 2002)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 5, 2002)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 8, 2002)
- 8: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Dec 11, 2002)
- 9: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 11, 2002)
- 10: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Dec 16, 2002)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 16, 2002)
- 12: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Jan 14, 2003)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 14, 2003)
- 14: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Jan 21, 2003)
- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 21, 2003)
- 16: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Jan 22, 2003)
- 17: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 22, 2003)
- 18: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Jan 23, 2003)
- 19: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 23, 2003)
- 20: Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) (Jan 24, 2003)
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