h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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-- DoctorMO --

Hi Doc,

I'm hoping you can help me out with a small problem I'm having with MAGIC. I'm trying to turn 7up into sprite and I keep ending up with Fanta. I really can't figure out where I'm going wrong with this.

Ta muchly,

fred.

I think the problem may be with the finite locking, because most drinks (esp soft drinks) are made using the same harmfull toxins it takes great skill in getting all these chemicals to match the drink you want, I sugest you stick to tea:

Water: 67, 43, 67
Tea: 53, 94, 67, 42, 98, 94, 67, 67, 53, 54, 98, 56
Milk: 78, 56, 67, 83, 67
Sugar: 32, 67, 67, 43, 67

these are the ione values. please feel free to drink some.

-- DoctorMO --

Thanks - although I can't help but wonder if that's the old-style typhoo tea. I've tried offsetting the third water value by 7 and have made it taste a little more like PG-tips. I also noted that by increasing all milk values by 9 and reducing all but the third tea value to nothing, it tastes exactly like the tea from the machine in the office
My next little experiment will be turning hydrogen into ununoctium. Any tips?