h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

me: Good evening, Mr Bowman. Tell us about yourself. Like, where do you live?
ms: Near Greenville, Ohio.
me: Really? That’s interesting.
ms: Actually, it’s crap and I hate it, so **** you.
me: Sor-RY. Don’t need to be so sensitive. God. Anyway, what about your family? Brothers? Sisters?
ms: Sister lives in Minneapolis, and brother lives in Florida. Sister is into theatre, and brother’s into music.
me: That’s interesting.
ms: I suppose.
me: So what do you want to do when you grow up?
ms: I’m going to university, and then travel. Particularly in Europe, and Britain. Then I want to live in London for a few years. And probably move back to the US. But somewhere cool. Not this dump.
me: That’s interesting.
ms: Stop saying that, you *ssh*le!
me: You have a very militant attitude.
ms: So what are you going to do about it, jerk?
me: Shall we move on?
ms: Sure.
me: So what else do you like/want to do?
ms: I like reading, writing,playing the piano, cooking, and pretending that I’m British.
me: Why’s that?
ms: ‘Cause America stinks.
me: Why’s that?
ms: Because ol’ Dubya has suceeded in his life’s ambition of screwing up the rest of the world. And making America a crappy place to live. And ‘sides, I don’t like the culture anyway. I like British stuff.
me: Why’s that?
ms: QUIT SAYING THAT! Because I say so.
me: So what do you do during the day? What’s your routine?
ms: I wake up. Drink tea. Get on the computer fo a while. Read. Eat food. Play piano. Read more. Pet cat. Do some sort of writing activity. Hang out. And then it goes on like that all day. Oh, also, I work out and then take a walk/run, weather permitting.
me: Sounds interesting.
ms: Sometimes.
me: What about hobbies? Do you collect anything?
ms: Use to collect stamps, but not anymore.
me: How come?
ms: Too d*mn expensive.
me: Facinating.
ms: Screw you.
me: Someone needs to learn some manners.
ms: Someone need to learn to shut up.
me: Well, I think that wraps it up for today. I hope that we talk again soon.
ms: I don’t. I think you’re an awful person.
me: Hey. Shut up, man.
ms You first, j*ck*ss.

Lovely! More people should interview themselves!!!

I tend to stick to inanimate objects

Is Hungary inanimate?

What's with the Hungary obsession

And I imagine it's semi-animate.

Sorry, I ate too much Nutella today, and I'm sort of hyper.

S'alright, I'm highly amused

we're having a conversation on 2 threads again.

That just shows how we are!

I'm hungry.

How did you get that potato party thing on your thing? Maybe I can put something on mine that says I'm Hungary.

You can type it in when you fiddle with you preferences. Just type it after your name

It worked!

Woo-hoo!