h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'M BORED, D*MMIT!
Although I don't feel like doing anything. But I think that I may make some cookies later on...and then maybe take a walk....I'm hanging out here, because there isn't really anywhere else around to hang, 'cause my brother's sleeping on the couch, so he's hogging up the living room....
I think that tonight I might watch a DVD...My brother has some movies laying around here. I think that I'll re-watch 'School of Rock' or this other one that he has been talking about. 'Envy' it's called. I think that it is about this guy that invents this aerosol spray that makes dog poop evaporate or something....
I'M BORED, D*MMIT!
Anyway, I think I'll find my cat and give him a hug. It kills me that I can't tell anyone what his name is, because that's the secret question that I have on my registration form...but it starts with an S...Oh, I can tell you his nickname, though. It's Puddy. You know, 'I taht I tah a puddy tat!'. That's where the nickname originated. Not that anyone cares...but I like my cat. I always go on about him....
Those cookies are become quite attractive, I must say....
I'M BORED, D*MMIT!
I think I'll name all the two leter word that I can think of..
of, to, hi, my, by, oh, ni*, ho, ha, he, si... *goes to find the Scrabble dictionary....*

*We are the knights who say.....NI!

Okay. I'm going to go make those cookies.

...Ummm cookies...

Awe, I care that you love your cat! I love my dog... and sometimes my cat Also I love a bunny that I don't have but will one day

I bet I can guess his name now too... I won't though.

*runs off to impersonate 42donpanic*

So how did the cookies turn out?

The cookies turned out SO AWESOME! I mean, I've had some pretty great cookies in my time, but, these were, like, the BES--Oh, wait, there was that one time when I made those chocolate chip cookies, and they were....*unintelligible mumbling*
Okay. They were the second best...but still. I can give you the recipe if you like. I made it up myself. A lot of times, I just make up cookies as I go. Once, I made some just plain chocolate cookies, and for some reason, when they baked, they were hollow. Like they raised up, and then there was nothing in the middle, and they were really crumbly. But they were really good....
Okay, I've been talking for ten minutes about cookies, so I had better start a conversation that is more intelligent....like...advanced quantaum physics...or....mahrgaritas.....?

Cookies is great for me! Except that it makes me really want cookies

Those hollow one's sound very good... I've been in a cookie mood all day but have had no cookies!!! I find that I don't like packaged cookies. They don't taste right

It's gotta be homemade or from a bakery!

Yeah...I don't much care for store bought stuff either..mainly because it creeps me out eating things that contain high fructose plutonium....and hydromaxilized mongolium....and garmbobulatted bungnolioum....humbobuphlated grumpkymombollomblgromblkaplhombuhadedlarpicide.

lmao

I just don't like the taste... you have a much better reason than me and much funnier

I've always wondered if "funnier" is a word I don't think it is.

Yeah, and the taste.

Arrg. My eye is itchy.

What did you do to it?

I find when my eye is itchy it's best to leave it alone until I can get to a sink. But that's because my eye is usually itchy from petting the cat and scratching it will only make it worse!

I dunno, I think that it might be allergies...it's weird, 'cause in the morning, my nose is all runny, and I'm sneezing, and all that, but then later on, I'm fine. So, I not sure why my eye suddenly starts to get irritated at 11:00 at night.

I have the exact same morning problem... it makes the toothbrushing thing very annoying!

I find the best thing to do is yell at the cat It really doesn't help but at least it passes the time.

I'd probably just hug him and kiss his nose.

Awe... He's a luckier cat than mine I love to yell at her... it's mutual though, she yells at me too.

I love my cat I'm very picky about cat's too, there aren't very many that I REALLY like, but mine is great

I like all cats 'cept dead ones. I even like evil ones. They're cute in an evil way.

My kitty is a killing machine! She's sucessfully gotten rid of every other pet in our house(except my dog because he was here first). She doesn't even kill them and eat them she just plain kills them... she's crazy. I think she'll go after the dog next and if that works out probably me

She's still a cutie though

I'm going to log off for a sec so I can bring this thing down to my room...

I'll be back

Crap! Its like, 11:30. I'm going to have to go soon...

Hey 11:40pm right now for me! I ove having a laptop, I'm in bed right now without all the hasstle of going to sleep