h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mornin'. I think that today, just to make things intresting/cruelly tedious read, I'll speak in, I dunno....mid-Westeren American dialect...
Weeelll, Ahm 'bout 'half way throo mah secohnd cuppa tea....and Ah jus' godup 'bou' 'alf hour 'go...an today I'm gonna AAAAHH! Screw this! This is too difficult for me to type! I'm use to typing real fast and this crap is slowing me down...Forget it, I'm just going to talk properly now...
OK, pretty what I said up there stays, except now picture it in a more civalized language. OK, so I'm drinking tea, though I can't decide what I want to eat for my breaking of the fast....I don't know if I want...like...generic Chex...or hummus and Italian herb flavoured flat bread, or wheat toast and some of that substitute bacon stuff that is usually lurking in the freezer....I dunno.
Anydangway, my brother, nine years my senior is home for a while to visit. He lives in Florida, sort of near Orlando, but anyway. When he lived at home, he was a real jerk, and was really mean and horrible to everyone, mainly including me...but now that he's moved off, he's changed a lot and is not so jerk-like....But anyway, remenber how I told everyone how I live near this really lamely cheerful town? And how there's this wonderful downtown that is the pride and joy of the city? Well there's one more thing like that:
The self proclaimed 'Great' Darke County Fair.
The Great Darke County Fair is in every August...and very lame. I mean, about 89% of it is just greasy food vendors... and then a bunch of rides, and dumb games...But anyway, this year, the Beach Boys are performing, so we are going to go see them today. I guess the Beach Boys have sort of reached the Has Been status...you know, paying at lame county fairs...But, I mean, don't get me wrong, I like the Beach Boys, but I'm just saying...
And...what else is going on today...Oh, we are all doing over to my Grandma's house for a sort of early dinner...yeah...that's pretty exciting...And I'm going to call my sister (eleven years my senior) today...she lives in Minneapolis...that's a pretty awesome place...I've been there a few times....Uhh, Let's see, what else to say...
Umm, I watch 'Fargo' last night on TV... and the night before that I watched 'The Jerk', and before that 'Crossroads'. NO! Not the Brittany Speares movie, the one from the '80s....
I have to go to the bathroom in case you're interested....though I'm too lazy to get up, so I'll do it when I'm done here.
This thing is getting really long, maybe I should stop. I wonder where my cat is... And I think that I have some t-shirts outside on the clothsline... I should probably go get them....

I haven't seen Crossroads yet. How is it?

My cousin has it and I intend to watch it everytime I go over there but it never happens.

It's pretty cool...actually, the best part is at the end. It's difficult to explain, but there's this guitar duel, and it is REALLY awesome! See, Ralph Macchio busts out this classical piece, that I was told was written by Bach, but it had never really been played until then, because when he wrote this song for guitar, no one could play it, I think because of the period's instruments of that time, but then they found it and used it in the movie...and, it really super great......... Oh, by the way, the Beach Boys were pretty cool last night....

Good to hear! I'll definately have to watch it the next time I'm at my cousins!

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Curse timezones!!!