h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think that my life would be approximately 30% better if I owned a giant bunny. The other day I found this picture:

http://www.summerpierre.com/uploaded_images/giant%20bunny-732659.jpg

I honestly can't think of a better pet than one of those ing huge bunnies. I mean, just a regular bunny is unbearably adorable and cuddly, but one of them 20 pound bunnies would be all that times like, 12, by the estimates of my second grade education in mathmatics. I mean, to that bunny, my cat would be technically known as a 'light appetizer'. It could eat heads of lettuce like they were Brussels sprouts. Sure, it could probably also eat a baby, but that's just a small price to pay to have an adorable giant bunny. I would much rather have a giant bunny than a child. I wonder if it would sleep in my bed with me? Also, it would be fun to take it for walks in the park. And then people would be like, 'Holy , that dude has a giant bunny!' And then everyone in town would know me as the guy with a giant bunny. I would probably name him something like 'Herbert'. And if I could teach him to dance or something, I could get totally rich and famous for having a dancing giant bunny. I could probably take him on Letterman or something. That would be awesome.

Wow, that's a small paragraph that reads like a BIG paragraph. Giant even. So much excitement. I think you should get yourself a giant bunny.

Well, you can certainly do enthusiasm!

TRiG.