h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So my sister and her boyfriend came to stay at our house this week. They are on the road, traveling around performing their original play, 'Calculus: The Musical'. They left here this morning, on their way to Atlanta. All week we have been hanging out, most of the time playing '20 Questions'. I had them guess things like wombat vomit, a sandwich, a wombat vomit sandwich, a sandwich sandwich, M's underwear, Willie Nelson, and that old lady that Jerry stole the loaf of bread from in that episode of 'Seinfeld'. I had to guess some challenging things like Cardinal Fang from the 'Spanish Inquisition' sketch, the letter 'B', the throw on the back of our couch and James K Polk.

We also went to this giangantic food store, selling all kinds of delicious international food. Then we ate it. We bought this huge sack of fortune cookies. We (that is, I, mostly) were working through it pretty fast until my dad discovered a maggot in the bag, so we had to throw the rest away.

We read aloud fairy tales, also. I read to them 'The Hedgehog and the Rabbit', a pretty lame story. When it was over, I made up an extension of the ending. In my version, the hedgehog spontaniously combusted. I read the 'Three Little Pigs', accompanied by M on the Autoharp. Then M read us a SUPER dumb story called 'Little One-Eye, Little Two-Eyes and Little Three-Eyes', this time accompanied by me on the Autoharp.

I also drew this picture, quite possibly the greatest artistic venture of the 21 Century.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/donpanic_42/detail?.dir=e89dre2&.dnm=ef85re2.jpg&.src=ph

I love that picture!!!!!!!