h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okey-dokey!

I've decided to write another journal entry... but I'm a little tired... I think I should have a sub for dinner, I should decide soon because it's almost 8:30pm.

Here's a joke!

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Why-because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."



Isn't that great?

Have another...

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home. '"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Doc says, "It's Not Unusual."

Tee-hee

It's not unusual to end my journal entry

Heh hehe hehe heheh heh hehe hehe hehe hehe hhe hehe hehe heh hheh hehe heh heh heh.....

The rottweiler joke is a belter

And how!

I am a little concerned about this though, it's the 2nd time i've seen you say it:

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Now, maybe it's harmless enough, you may merely be consuming leftover U boats, but you do realise that if you are actually gobbling up h2g2 Sub Editors on a daily basis you require written permission from the BBC? They don't have that many you know.

zdt

Oh, whoops. I didn't think they'd notice... do you think they'll be angry? It's alright though, I only had half of one.

Thats why my entries are taking so long to go in

Hey that says posted Just Now but I see no eyes... hmmm...

Oh, they're there now... I must be crazy. Not surprising really.

Ah, but don't let the blue eyes fool you

Oh, and by the way, your numbers have to be in order to get your 42 ping! Yours is still quite easy tho...

Not surprising at all.. most hootooers, not excluding myself, are a tad.... eccentric

btw, Jimster told me that there are still a few buggy bits wandering around the system... Some of 'em are intermittent, and therefore difficult to fix

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*resists* *resists* *resists*

oooh, what can i say?!!!!!

"Carry on skanking"

zdt*grinning like a ferret*

You're incorrigable, you....

No, sweetie, many have tried to corrige me, none have succeeded, but it doesn't mean it can't be done!



zdt*just excuse us, we are rather silly*

Ah... too bad I have to leave this insanity for another insanity... I'm going to watch movies with my lovely parents

"gobbling up h2g2 Sub Editors on a daily basis you require written permission from the BBC? They don't have that many you know."

There's more than one? Wow, I wouldn't of thought we garnered enough attention

Hi all
And have FUN FF See you when you get back

Did I miss anything good? Tax free day today, so of course I went out and bought a bunch of I didn't particularly need so I could save 5% (in otherwords, I lost 95% )

I'm still trying to get off... it could be a while!

Ah, you are Very Special Underwater Objects dear. Sort of internet sushi; i can see you all wobbling merrily around a revolving table in the finest restaurants even as we squeak, all the little fee paying BBC newbies picking you out "Oooh, that one's got bits of in it!" nibble gobble swallow: yup, another one bites the dust.

zdt