h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I must introduce you to my "Is w**king necessary?" thread

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Ok, now I'm confused.

Oh! A new thread sounds good!!!

(The post where I said I was confused refers to the sushi thing.)

"I'm still trying to get off... it could be a while! "

Ummmmm......*assumes Bush 1 voice; or better yet, Dana Carvey's Bush 1 voice* nope, can't do it, wouldn't be prudent

It's true I can't. I'm still here!!!

wellll, you seemed to be getting mechanical assistance earlier (getting knocked out of hootoo), maybe you should put in for another go

That would certainly speed things up... but the truth is I quite like being stuck on here indefinately

I should get off and eat dinner though, considering it's already 8:58pm.

Ok, ok. I'm getting off now. I'll probably be back later though.

G'night all

Enjoy dinner not another sub is it?

C U in a bit

I lied, I'm not off yet... dinner is chicken wings.

Did you get the chickens permission first?

Several dozen chickens actually and they recommended the wings

"maybe my liver then? It must be very tender by now, I've been force feeding myself for months"

I'll just nip off and shoot meself than, don't worry, I'll be very humane.

that line's always bothered me...what would a cow at the end of the Universe know about Humans? Nevermind being Humane? Wouldn't it be Magratheen? or Frogsaraine? Depending on which universe you are currently in.

Well, he's obviously a very enlightened cow

But if the line offends you just ignore it and read this one...

We want to eat. We don't want to make a meal of the issues.

I never said offended I just said bothered
One of my few unanswered questions to DNA

Ahh, I see. Bothersome. Oh well, nobody wants to be bothered! My advice is just ignore it and hope it doesn't pop up again

You have a quick wit

And it's real hard to be truly bothered when it comes to DNA, even the absurd is possible. In fact, it's quite ordinary we should all be so lucky

My favourate bit of logic is in the Dirk Gentley stuff...

I can't remember the exact line but it's the bit where he explains that he's different from Sherlock Holmes because Sherlock Holmes eliminates the impossible in favour of the improbable and he doesn't eliminate the impossible. Good stuff...

I probably could have worded that a little better, it's kinda hard to follow

Ah well, can't be "bothered"