h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Today was a looooooooooooong day! I started an hour early and finished more than an hour late. But it was a pretty fun day too... Mostly. I am very tired indeed.

So how was everyone elses' day?

Equally long & possible equally tiring, but probably not as much fun!

zdt

Awww, so you didn't have a three year old try to take your shirt off then?

Nah. Beginning to despair. You can't get a decent toyboy anywhere in france these days.

zdt

Well that settles it. You'll just have to move... Although I don't know that it would really help.

This day is even longer now. I have to stay awake to wait on my lousy laundry. It's about one thirty in the morning right now, laundry should be done in another half hour and I don't have to leave until eleven so that's not so bad. But I had an extra long day and I'm tired!

Stay up for awhile hun!

My day...was nothing special

Oh I will be staying up. I have to. I need to learn not to leave these things until the last minute! Ah well.

Ok, so today was not quite so long. Except that I watched Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella III (yes, there's apparently a third one) for the ten millionth time!

Here are things I have to say about that...

The witch in sleeping beauty toooootally should have won. I don't see how she lost. She was brilliant! Best Disney villain ever. Besides, they could have avoided all that trouble by inviting her to their party in the first place. Or the lousy do-gooding fairies could have just stayed out of it after they changed the curse from death to sleep. They would have avoided a lot of hassle and Aurora would have been with her family and people rather than socially isolated with those crazy fairies.

Nextly, why is every Disney princess sixteen?

And, how on Earth did they manage a *third* Cinderella?? I didn't even know there was a second one!

So, ODing on Sleeping Beauty has resulted in me singing that stoopid song to everyone in my house. I know all the words!!!

I know you I walked with you once upon a dream...

Hmm; Cinderella One was enough for me & that was the not the film! I always had grave doubts about Snow White too, what stoopid girl would voluntarily be domestically enslaved by a bunch of small neurotic guys? Little Red Riding Hood is not so bad, though she still had to wait for papa to come with his big axe. Hansel & Gretel is a goodie, i do like the idea of bunging irritating baby brother in a cage & fattening him up.

I thought of you today whilst encouraging a small boy to use my bed as a trampoline & us making scary bear growls to each other in the supermarket, to the evident dismay of other shoppers.

zdt

Oooo!!! Tell me more!

And regarding Snow White, have you seen the Disney version of that? She is a bimbo, to the max!

Yeah and she's living with 7 blokes...slut

True! And in one of the non-Disney versions (the live action one where Sigourney Weaver is the wicked step-mother) they aren't seven dwarfs. They're seven full sized convicts!

I hate Disney.

Oooo, why? Why? Why?

I hated Disney too when the school i was working in decided to show the film Bambi to all the kids. Ever tried to cope with 200 under 10 year olds howling their heads off "Miss, Miss, they KILLED Bambi's Mother!!!"

(Trouble is, all the teachers were too: hopeless!)

zdt

I loooooooved Bambi when I was wittle. Apparently I'm responsible for ruining the tape because I used to watch it too much. So, naturally, I bought the super-special dvd when it came out... And I watched it... And I'm really not sure why I liked it so much.

You loved it because they killed Bambi's mother.

Personally I've always loved Lady and The Tramp, 101 Dlmatians and The Aristo**ts

Ooooo, I looooooove The Aristocats!!!!

And oddly enough, I expected someone to say that I loved Bambi because they killed his mother... But that's not true.

I personally blame disney for my loathing of Siamese c*ts

Awww, maybe you should get out and meet a Siamese cat. Give them a chance. Maybe Yoda is free?