h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello-Bye!

Never heard of the song...perhaps you could sing it to me?

I'm glad to see you back...er, even though you're gone. Again.

...*blows a kiss in his dire-erection...*

HEY! -That ain´t fair!
..Well, i know that i said.. But.. Nevermind!
- i just did´nt expect that kind of immediate response..
(NOBODY! expects that kind of immediate response! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, ..Our TWO chief weap..)
Well, as i said ..Nevermind..

Not the most accomplished female vocalist around, so i think i´ll spare you the torment of bursting into song here..

-If u don´t mind my considerately gental manners?

*bows in significantly,almost suspectly, polite manner, as he backs out the door..*

Honey, I'm always at D-con 5 statis.

...*grabs kiss...mid-air...rubs it on her...MODERATES
self...*

NICE CATCH,there..

Well,then , -Here´s a couple o´fresh rounds for you!
*unloads his six-shooter,
******
-in rapid succession*

..
See´f u can dodge ´em all..
DAMN! i shoot too quick.. Hmm
(-dontcha worry; s´only rubber bullis..)


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...So, how long have you been shooting TOO quickly?

I can help you with that, you know. An' even if ya' didn't.

A1143893>disco>
Hope to see you at The Harvest Festival...I'm holding a, wait a sec.
...*smashes head on oak block...*
I'm holding a Pun-A-Thon.Somebody had to do it.

...*accidentally let's her shirt fall off one shoulder...*Hope you come for a look-see.

-Ouch! ..That must´ve stinged quite abit..

*Hmm!..Gets herself bruised up, ripps her garments..If she starts screaming next, i´m in trouble..*

I already noticed the "pun-a-thon", even attempted to participate, but i have positively NO idea what it means.. I figured as much as it has something to do with double meanings, excellent dyslexica and keepin the barrel rolling..

..*walks towards bright disco-lights*..

Seeyathere

I know....just AFTER I posted the Fest #...I saw your post at the Pun-A-Thon...you know what a 'pun' is??Don'tcha'?

like, er, ...................Oh, when 'they' call me Pun-dora...just a play on words.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to go to the Courthouse next week & get a restrasing order out against someone!
Geez, I hate when this happens.
But if that flipping George Clooney won't get out & STAY out of my dreams, I, well, I just don't know what else to do.

Glad to see you're back.Would love to see your front.

SCUBA DIVING....

Tried it twice - bottled out twice!!



Bassman

Hola Bassman, renowned Champ of green tea mud-wrestling Vale Tudo!
But..What is this about..Scuba-driving? and drinkin?
-sounds both dangerous and irresponsible..-Where can i try this?

As for R-orders, Pan, i don´t think it´ll work.. Guys like G.C. gets away with ,virtually, everything, just because some folks think that ,maybe, he´s,uh ,like, good lookin or sumthin..Crazy,ain´t it?.. It´s just soo very frustrating for my sense of justice
..And,it´s NOT that i´m the slightest bit jealous,oh no!.. it simply ´s me SO MUCH off,´cos it´s just so NOT FAIR..!!

..You poor girl, you..

*flexes front in protective,gorilla-like posture*

-Telling you,´f i could only get those rediculously well-toned arms of his in an "americana", or armbar, -and wipe that unbearably selfconfident charming smuck smile of his face with my backfist, -HA!now,THAT! should teach him a lesson!,
..and then you could ,maybe (..at finally,long last..)have a decentnights sleep,without gettin´ to wake up afterwards,wrapped in a sticky sheet..

..
F´noone else is gonna do it,sometimes a guy has to take matters into his own hands.(which is true in many respects)
.. Law of the bungle, simple as that..

I'm sure some of that made sence to someone



Bassman

..the term "sense" might not accurately apply to this particular conversensesation,but i WAS given the impression that you were currently holding the renowned GTMW champs belt(?) .. (p.27)

As per my evident indignation, not to say righteous fury and possible p****-envy, refer to p.48, for possible enlightenment..

..Making sense?..i don´t think so! (refer to p.1-50)
Anyhoo, where did you bottle out, and what was it like?

A.D.

I am indeed the Pandora Fan Club Green Tea Mud Wrestling Champion.

I think that I have found Scuba Diving more frightening and more unnatural, than driving on the wrong side of the road - like you do when you hire a car on holiday in Europe!!



Bassman

..Thought so..

-Well, water rarely scares me, though i´ve seen some pretty furious faces of the big blue lady.
And descending into her realms is like a magical mystery tour par excellance, f´you ask me..

"ei ahm a hyman fish!"
(J.Costou)
(-French can´t pronounce anglais, and i cant spell french)

On the other hand, i am a lousy chauffeur;
even driving in the right side of the road keeps me in a permanent state of anxious anticipation, that any second, a reindeer, or a child pursuing a football, will jump into my path..
-We all have our shortcomings, i guess..

A.D.

I was watching a programme "Britains Worst Drivers" this evening. I simply can't believe that all the contestants actually had driving licences. In fact, I would say that the examiners that passed them should have been shot at birth. REALLY.



Bassman

The driving instructor reluctantly agreed to pass me, if i´d quit starring at her, "like that", and slow down.

BWD;I did´nt see the final programme myself, but..The producers promised that my face would be blurred beyond recognition ?..

A.D.

You can't trust anyone can you....

**** All welcome at the Niwt Fanclub Inaugural Party.... ****

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/class...thread=317823&post=4111953#p4111953



Bassman

.."page does not exist.."

Finally, i am actually being invited somewhere, and the address does´nt exist.. Hmprf!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F59800?thread=317823&post=4123550#p4123550 Try this.... Bassman

That worked for me - heaven only knows where that wrong link came from I just hope I haven't posted it wrong all over the place....



Bassman