h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i think jwf wins with 'dead'

mmmm soup....

*burp*

Not surprising ..really.
I've always been popular with the dead.
It's the living who don't know what to 'make' of me.
But then, I've never been able to 'make' a living.
(Necrophilia? Don't go there!)
Deadbeat is what they call me.

Oh... Can anybody else clap their feet?
I can. Just get on your back like a dead turtle
and it's easy. You can clap feet and hands at the same time
after a while. This is a great trick when you want to give the impression of a larger audience.
BTW: The sound of one foot clapping is 'stomp,stomp,stomp'.

peace
~jwf~

*lies on her back and claps her feet*

A new skill! Thanks, JWF!

G7

wrt the noble arts of killing people most of the real work is done in a wrestling type paradigm unless you happen to have a punch like mike tyson.

*lies on back and claps feet*

i canoed with freddy the dolphin a few years ago

*pays boasting fee*

awesome beast - longer than the canoe and abt six feet from belly to tip of dorsal fin - not cuddly!

now dead

*rolls over on belly to stop laughing - gasps breathlessly*

Ah, a fish lover! You might be interested to note that there is yet another sequel in the "Free Willy" movie series now in production. It's to be called, "Free Willy #6 - The Chowder".


~jwf~

and ate dried caterpillers with some africans

(dont eat the heads - they get stuck in your teeth )

like dried fish only more cardboardy