h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well we had the barbeque at the weekend. about 25 turned up. Only minor breakages and one person throwing in the water feature< ill> so only about 3 out of 10 on the scale of parties at my house.
only two dead bodies found on the floor next morning.
Why is it when you say bring a bottle everyone drinks your good stuff and leaves their awful stuff?
There are at 2 bottles that i swear I saw at two other parties this year. They will no doubt be going to the next one!
they must be real party animals by now except one says low alcohol.,
It was good though haven't laughed so much for ages.
There is still an old settee on my front lawn
I paid the rubbish people £15 to take it away and its still there! I'm tempted to sit on it and see if I end up in a cricket match except it is a bit soggy now.
the new cat has settled in well..he even coped with the party and people sleeping and/or dying on the floor.
The cats like parties ..they get to eat bits of everyones food when they are drunk and everyone loves them and fusses them ..however their one complaint is that next morning they get their breakfast late. Have you smelt a tin of catfood fisrt thing on a morning when you have a hangover ?