h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I found out earlier today that the high school I attend has lots and lots of very attractive women in it. I like this. A lot . A WHOLE lot . It all started when my friends and I were discussing the problem of getting our sophomore friend into the Junior prom (the whole story is too long to retell here but it all centers around an *nsync knockoff performance we were going to do.) We were trying to find out which junior girls did not have dates. This conversation degraded into a discussion of my standards.

(there are four: the lovely lady in question must 1. have a height exceeding four feet, 2. have no physical disability, 3. not be a certain lady who I DON'T like , and 4. be at least a "4" out of 10.)

This degraded even further into a discussion of whether I would be willing to do things that I will not discuss on this site with random ladies who walked by. It was then that I noticed how many beautiful women my school has. So if you're in the mood to have some fun, come to one of the many weekend parties in this boring town, drink some shots, and have a go with the lovely ladies of Guilderland.