h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It seems I can't even watch Bargain Hunt without my baser instincts taking over, yes that's right Bargain Hunt. I was was watching it today and Pippa Deeley was one of the experts and the thought primarily going through my head all the way through the program was "That Pippa Deeley is one fine lookin lady, I wouldn't mind her having a look at my 'valuables'", or one very much like it anyway...Anyone know where you can buy bromide?

http://local.reply.com/local/OK/bromide-1.html
http://www.virtualfsbo.com/city.asp?City=Bromide&State=Oklahoma

great show bargain hunt is

you dont need bromide, you just need to go out n laid by the sound of you

go on..off you go..

yep!!! Get out there and sow ye wilde oats!!!

Living in Scotland TB, I would have thought you'd be getting plenty of oats...

Oh I'm gettin pleanty of oats, I'm just not sowing too many of them, and with reguads to "yep!!! Get out there and sow ye wilde oats!!!" Well if you insist VV, where shall I meet you?

Find a woman

Put out adverts!

I know of several very nice women...I doubt, however, that they would be interested in me

Have you asked them out?

Some of them...a few...well more than one

At least two of them are married

Yup, that they are.

...and very few girls/women are actually interested in me.

and thats the attitude that keeps you single

trust me if theres someone for me, theres hope for anyone!

Nah, what keeps me single is an inability to talk to people I don't know face to face...that and poor social skills.

Flippin' 'eck!!

You were gabbing your head off at the wedding!!

you'll just have to hang on for an assertive woman then like Ged did I marched up to him, snogged him n told him what was what

That was different lil, I was kind of performing and I was tired and concentrating on something other than my own insecurities, plus I was performing, to a certain extent. I can't just go up to a woman I find atractive, who I don't know, and ask her out...hell I can't ask out women I do know, I tend to just stumble into relationships.

Of my last three girlfriends one of them was a friend of a friend and we got to know each other first before I asked what she'd say if I asked her out, and I asked her in a vaguely joking way so that it wouldn't seem like I was asking her out. One was her best friend and we used to spend most of our time vaguely insulting each other untill we got talking about why we did that and it turned out we both liked each other and the third was someone I got into an argument with at the video store as we both wanted to buy the same DVD and there was only one copy.

You were performing too??

I thought only I did things like that!!