This is a Journal entry by Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

Drunk

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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

I'm drunk!

I've just come home after spending the evening with some people from work! At the pub!

It was the last day for temps like us, it was Ok. The people who staid the longest were myself, an old guy and some lesbians. I'm not being an ar*ehole and calling them lesbians because they wouldn't have intermate relations with me but rather because they were self declaired actual lesbians.

They're nice people. I like them. They all huggd me goodbye. Today we were all supposed to dress up in neat clothes. A japenises guy and me were the only guys to do so. This gAVE US SOMETHING TO talk about. The lesbians said I look good in a suit. I like them


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