h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Not that I would take any offence at all

Okay,

Now I'm really confused. I thought I had referred to you as a "he" in the reference to you knowing everything about researchers from pens. But now I see I wrote "she". I'm feeling as simple as Mickey on this one...

Yours,
Jake

Just a bit of Editorial magic!

Hello,

Oooh, I didn't know you could do that.... but I suppose it's okay, just as long as you don't have an egregious personality.

Yours,
Jake

shhhhhh! Don't tell any one!

We can edit posts now - but only to star out swear words etc. But we hardly use it. I just thought I would confuse you!

Oooh sneaky. But perhaps you should edit out all mentions just to keep it secret...

I feel obliged to mention I am loosely a member of the Zaphodistas, but that I'm not really concerned about this. I know you guys aren't responsible for moderation and can be trusted to use your powers responsibly...

Yours,
Jake

I think we're all Zaphodistas, deep down.

Doesn't mean we hate anyone though, does it?

Hello,

No. Not really. You can't really hate the Police if they're forced to enforce a stupid law. Instead, you hate the law...

Yours,
Jake

I don't even think that ALL of the new 'laws' of h2g2 are stupid - I understand completely why they're here, I will abide by them, I just don't like 'em! Much like nits.

What? No. Sorry, I'm getting confused with something else again, aren't I...

Yeah, I definitely understand some of them, but I find some of the other ones and the implementation a bit maddening at times. But I'm not really here to rant and holler...

I'm more in the Legz Akimbo school. Don't shout, just write an educational which talks about issues. And if anybody doesn't like it, they can just kill themselves like Mum did. Okay, time to stop quoting...

Put Yourself in a Child,
Jake