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Gravity or electricity, which is better?
Captain Kebab Started conversation Apr 28, 2001
We had deep and earnest discussion in the Rose and Crown last night as to the relative merits of gravity and electricity. It was pointed out that all our electrical gadgets require electricity (why this should need pointing out is beyound the scope of this entry), but this argument was countered by the fact that if it weren't for gravity we'd all float off into space and be unable to operate our gadgets.
A fine riposte to this was that if it wasn't for electricity all the atoms would come to bits and we wouldn't have any space to float off into. However, I feel that the clinching argument was that beer is far better served by handpump or gravity, and not by electric pumps.
So, there you have it - gravity is better than electricity. QED.
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