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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 15, 2003
Well that's one perfectly good 21 year old record down the pan.
Thraskin is an archaic word for plinge, incidently 
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Sep 15, 2003
Um...plinge? *runs for dictionary.com* Keep in mind that 'whilst' is way too archaic for most of us Yanks.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 15, 2003
oh well done Nyssa! 
'Bright and winsome', eh Kerr? Be a long time before you live this down. 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 15, 2003
Gits, the pair of you. Here I am, sat at home doing a good impression of being a sneezing machine, and you two take the piss. The only thing bright about me right now is the colour of my nose
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 15, 2003
Oh, if there's an offer of a 
I can get a real bad cold real quick...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 15, 2003
Mate, I used to live next door to a nurse. I think they all have their sympathy glads removed when they qualify.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 15, 2003
Hmm, on the other hand Nyssa clearly hasn't...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 15, 2003
Glands, even, not glads 
Ah, you mean you want a woman in a nurse's uniform. You should be more precise about these things- I could have sent grandnagusdave 'round- he's a theatre nurse
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 15, 2003
And the name 'Dave' seems to idicate a certain lack of femininity to me, no?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 15, 2003
Not to mention the pronoun 'he'...
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 15, 2003
Hmm, not very appropriate for my needs then, frankly.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 15, 2003
Which is why you should have been more precise than just saying 'nurse'
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 15, 2003
I think in the circumstance of the conversation, my needs were entirely plain. Be off with you, wench!
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 15, 2003
Fine, I'll take my bug-infested self elsewhere then. I'll just leave you to fantasise about s.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 15, 2003
You know I don't mean it. Though you will be able to watch Faerscape at 5, which makes me intensely jealous...
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Sep 16, 2003
Well..either way I guess. I'd prefer to be the short white dress and high heels wearing who coos and 
s, though I can give an injection if pressed .
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Sep 16, 2003
No, don't need an injection thanks, Just a little bit of TLC.
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Sep 16, 2003
Aw..what's wrong, baby? Why you up at this hour?
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