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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

smiley - cross You can go off people you know, Sharkey boy....

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


But not me you couldn't, coz you wuv me...smiley - biggrin

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Sudden speech impediment lad? I should see someone about that if I were you smiley - winkeye

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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Sorry, feeble Princess Bride reference...

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

...It was also unsufferably cute.

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Cute? Not normally a word associated with myself. Sure it wasn't just soppy?

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

I was not using cute as a compliment, I can assure you.
smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


I sensed that, somehow. Not a word I'm thinking you'd use as a compliment, to be honest...

smiley - shark


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Post 329

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Not very often, no. One of the engineers brought her new baby in last week- she shouted at me for making "how cute" sound like "urghh, horrible demon thing, get it away".

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


I try to be interested in other people's babies. It means so much to them. But they can always tell...

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Any child under the age of 6 worries me. They stare at me. I find it very disconcerting. Then they start *smiling* at me, I either sho them away or smiley - run

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


No fooling a pre-schooler. They sense your true nature and are not scared of you like adults...smiley - winkeye

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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Accidents on the line- one gone under type reports.

Like the prat that wanted to kill himself in front of one of the new Pendolinos, but chose to do so outside a station, meaning the train was only doing around 15mph and he just got his legs chopped off. That sort of thing.

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


smiley - sadface Thats always so sad.

The last time I was held up by a jumper I actually heard him go. I only missed seeing it because I had turned away about a millisecond before. smiley - blue

And then there were all the inevitable selfish b*st*rds complaining about the hold up. Felt like pushin a few of 'em under myself.

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

That's the wrong thread smiley - blush That was in response to your questioning what a 3350 is smiley - doh.

Found a head once. Nothing else, mind, just a head on a track. So has Bruce- stuck to the front of a train pulling into Birmingham New St. Oops. Fortunately him and his squaddy mates hit the sight from the rest of the passengers.

Pre-schoolers: But why do they have to stare for so *long*?

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